Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do librarians never make plans?