What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Do dads always snore?