What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Snow globes.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How are teens like cats?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?