Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do math teachers eat?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What season begins with a thud?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?