What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?