Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?