Where do burgers like to dance?
At the meatball.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did spring break up with winter?