What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Which insect is the smartest?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are all priests fit?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?