Where do they produce Christian films?
Holy-wood.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?