What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do jokesters study in college?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What car does Yoda® drive?