When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...