What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do you get straight A's?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?