How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?