What time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?