What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the broom late for school?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which bug is related to you?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why do trees try new things so often?