What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
The Exterminator.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What birds make average students?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?