What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
Why do math teachers love March?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a horse's favorite car?