Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What day is your mom always right?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?