What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which is the worst season?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?