Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why is furniture so generous?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which parent knows if you are running late?