What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which family member has tusks?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?