What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do trees keep as a pet?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do sheep say when they're in love?