What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?