What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the lamb cross the road?