Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What are you studying in math?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do chips wear socks?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?