What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How does a cow do math?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?