Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What game do mice love to play?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are winter days great?
Why is golf harder than baseball?