Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?