Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a pig thief?
What color are all the books in the library?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do two skunks argue?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How long will dinner be?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What does an evil hen lay?