What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backward.
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the broom late for school?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?