What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?