What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.