Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do bees get to school?