Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How do you compliment a cat?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do sprinters eat before a race?