What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How does one gelatin greet another?