Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
It's called the water cycle.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?