What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?