What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?