What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?