What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?