Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?