Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did you learn in school today, son?