What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you measure a millennial?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?