What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you find at the end of everything?