What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What shape is bad at driving?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which bug is related to you?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?