What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?