Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Surprise!!!!
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?