Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Can February March?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?