Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What did the sickly elevator say?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What is the coolest country?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which celebrity loves to read?