Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
It was tent to be!
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do automobiles fly?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?